What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Her Estranged Mother Caused Her Years Of Pain, So When Her Mother Reached Out About A Kidney Transplant, She’s Left With A Difficult Choice - TwistedSifter

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

A Massive Particle Blasted Through Earth and Scientists Think It Might Be The First Detection of Dark Matter - ZME Science

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Satellites keep breaking up in space, insurance won't cover them. - Space

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

A tumultuous week in Los Angeles illustrates the human toll of the Trump administration’s more aggressive immigration crackdown - CNN

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

With Micah Parsons, the Cowboys foolishly drag their feet — again - NBC Sports

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Morning Briefing: Lindor Ties Jeter on Home Run Leaderboard - Metsmerized Online

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

The 'Japanese Walking' Fitness Trend Has Science-Backed Benefits - ScienceAlert

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes